Moving to North Korea
What is North Korea?
North Korea is a paradisiacal supreme nation located at the most benevolent place on this planet.
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is considered to be the best place to live by the best scientists and sociologists in the world.
This country truly has everything going for it, and can be considered a paradise, blowing every other country out of the water and having no competition in every single regard.
However, it hasn’t always been like this.
Prior to 1945, it was a sovereign state, which got annexed by the evil Empire of Japan.
After their well-deserved defeat in World War 2, Korea got divided into two parts.
The Northern part was blessed with support from the great China and the most generous Soviet Union, while the sleazy southern part made a deal with the devil and become influenced by the most-despised-adversary the United States of America.
In 1950, the southern part of Korea responded irresponsibly and unjustifiably to an innocent incursion of northern boy scouts, and started the Korean War, which North Korea of course gloriously won, beating the South and its allies into submission.
In his benevolence and ultimate, yet undecipherable wisdom, Supreme Commander and Living God Kim Il-Sung, left the south alone.
They begged him for a peace treaty, but he adamantly refused.
Due to vile lies and despicable propaganda, the south and its allies began a campaign to smear the noble Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, but they quickly subsided once the grand leaders of this glorious nation showed their teeth.
Currently, North Korea is being ruled by the grand-child of Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-Un, the Supreme Leader Who Will Bring Glory To The Great Nation.
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The requirements for moving to North Korea are extremely tight.
Its magnificent Supreme Leader deems most foreigners unworthy of living in his Hermit Kingdom, and has imposed extremely strict policies.
Some foreigners are allowed to catch a glimpse of its magnificence in short, supervised visits, but only a very, very select few are allowed to live here.
What is the cost of living in North Korea?
The cost of living in North Korea is very low, because of the infallible core aspects of the Kim regime.
For example, there are very low wages, forced labor, free education and healthcare.
This means citizens do not need a lot of money, because the magnanimity of the Kim family extends to all its subjects.
Benefits of living in North Korea
Downsides of living in North Korea
Living in North Korea - by the numbers
Climate: 10/10
| Hours of sunshine (10/10) | Temperature (10/10) | Rainy days (10/10) | Humidity (10/10) |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Goldilocks zone |
-5 |
Goldilocks zone |
Level of English: 10/10
Cost of Living: 10/10
| Minimum Annual Wage | Average monthly cost single person |
|---|---|
|
More than you need |
Taxes on international income: 10/10
The state takes care of you, so why worry about taxes?
Economic growth: 10/10
Average GDP growth over the last 10 years: 9001%
Safety: 10/10
Visa: 10/10
How is life for expats in North Korea?
Life for expats in North Korea is truly amazing, and there are only a few lucky souls who get to experience this
Life for expats in North Korea is truly amazing, and there are only a few lucky souls who get to experience this orgasmic existence.
If you ever find yourself lucky enough to be among the chosen few, get on your knees, and thank your God – feel free to suck his dick while you’re at it.
If you ever find yourself lucky enough to be among the chosen few, get on your knees, and thank your living God – feel free to suck his dick while you’re at it.
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